I remember back in November hearing a quote from our new President....
"Something something something, change something something....."
Ok, that's not exactly how it went, but the message is still clear.....change!
I am not here to politic, but the Commissioner position has sort of been in ruins over the last few years. No wonder Cat fled to Portugal, was a seven year "transition year" with the exiting commish really necessary? I believe the stress of having to work with the Fatman all those years led to an assassination attempt. You say heart attack, I say...Sorry. I have been hanging out with Tom for too long (you see what he does to the nice guys???).
Assuming that I am going to be offered this position, I have been working out some things SLA related. I'm in talks with Cat about starting up a SLP (Stoopball League of Portugal), then having a championship game between the SLA winners and the SLP winners. We figure the winner of the SLA/SLP Championship game will determine home field advantage for the SLA/SLP Kid's Championship game of that year.
Also, I contacted Ginny about drafting my contract for the Commissioner position. I am giving SLA a "Craig Stimulus Package"! NO MONEY OWED FOR 60 MONTHS! That's right, 5 free years of work. This allows SLA to use that money now. Maybe a swimming pool.....maybe a trampoline....the possibilities are endless.
Now some of you maybe thinking, what to do about the Fatman? I say we string him along this year (maybe even still call him commish) and next year tell him Stoopball is cancelled!
Looking Forward to our New Future,